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maybe take the shirt off tomorrow, we don't know, i'm dan ashley. >> maybe right >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, jon hamm, from "uncle drew," lil rel howery, and music from g-eazy featuring yo gotti & ybn nahmir. and now, if that's not enough, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice, thank you. thank you, everybody. hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. very nice. i appreciate it. please, relax. thank you for joining us on a very special day here in the
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united states of america. 72 years ago today in the borough of queens, in the state of new york, a pumpkin got trapped in a tanning bed. [ laughter ] and donald j. trump was born. [ laughter ] today is president trump's birthday. they gave him a carvelle ice cream cake. he grabbed it right by the cookie-puss. [ rim shot ] the vice president is one who gets the cake for birthdays. he's in charge of making sure that all cakes that come into the white house were baked by heterosexuals. [ laughter ] it's his most important duty. the first lady, melania trump, i thought this was interesting. last year she wished her husband a happy birthday on twitter. so this year, she posted nothing. [ laughter ] gee, i wonder why that is. [ cheers and applause ] although she did -- she did give him a card. this is the card.
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happy birthday, you'll never find me. [ laughter ] you know, true love means never having to be in the same room together. so happy birthday, mr. president. by the way, this is the day mueller should have served the subpoena, right? on his birthday. maybe with a candle on it. [ cheers and applause ] the president didn't get a subpoena, at least not from robert mueller today. he did get a fresh new lawsuit filed against him. the new york attorney general filed suit against donald trump, eric trump, ivanka trump, and djtj too for consistently illegal conduct against the trump foundation, alleging the trumps misused their nonprofit to pay business expenses and campaign expenses, which is not allowed, saying trump's kids were collecting money despite doing no discernible work for it. in fairness to them, that's what they do, that's their jobs.
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[ laughter ] they collect money. in exchange for being born. [ applause ] quite a story. the board of directors for the charity hadn't even met in 19 years. trump himself hadn't made a contribution to his own foundation, the trump foundation, in 10 years. most foundations of this type are supported almost entirely by the person they're named after. it's important to remember, though, this foundation, this is isn't the foundation he puts on his face every morning. [ laughter ] that is made of melted crayons and marmalade. this is a different thing. of course trump is angrily denying the charges. i guess we'll see, i don't know. i kind of feel like if you saw the words "donald trump charity" and gave money, you deserve whatever you get. [ laughter ] back in washington, another team trumper may be on the way out. according to cbs news, white house press secretary sarah huckabee sanders is planning to -- [ cheers and applause ] planning her escape from witchhunt mountain.
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[ laughter ] reports say she'll be leaving by the end of the year. she says she's not going anywhere. which of course means she's most certainly going somewhere. does cbs news know something i don't about my plans and my future? they ran a story without even talking to me. i love my job and i'm honored to work for potus. definitely leaving, right? [ laughter ] working with this president makes every day a kindergarten event for sarah huckabee sanders. this is what she had to huckabee-s her way through today. the president taking heat because of footage released by the north korean state media yeah in which trump salutes a north korea general during his honeymoon getaway with kim jong-un. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: the reason that's a big deal is because the president as commander in chief is only supposed to salute our military. not other people's militaries. especially not from a country like north korea. you see he goes this for the
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handshake, the guy's like, how about this? trump's like, all right, i'll give you one of those. you get the idea donald trump would salute a plate of general tso's chicken. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] while we're on the subject of saluting our enemies, saturday i will be in houston, texas, to play a one-on-one game of basketball against senator ted cruz. [ cheers and applause ] this happened -- this came about after i compared him to a blobfish while he was at a rockets game. he challenged me to play -- i guess he misses being humiliated by other men since he stopped running for president. even before our bet we started a facebook fund-raiser. we've already raised more than $10,000 for my charity, texas children's hospital, and more than $4,000 for ted's. [ cheers and applause ] i do want to say, thank you to those of you who support me for being so much more generous than those who support him.
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[ laughter ] thanks to everyone who donated. the senator got in front of cameras for a little bit of trash talk. >> i will say this also. my team is utterly terrified that jimmy kimmel is going to dunk on me saturday night. and i'm going to make a commitment right now, under no circumstances will jimmy dunk on me. if need be, i will pull his shorts to the ground. but he is not getting to the rim. >> jimmy: well, listen, pal. i agreed to play basketball. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i don't know what kind of stuff you're into. if the real reason you want did do this was to pull my shorts down? [ laughter ] and get to the rim? that's going to cost extra. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, i played basketball one on one before, but never against a blobfish, this will be my first time. i like to be prepared for whatever situation i'm in. i invited a marine biologist
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from the aquarium of the pacific in long beach, a great acare up, in the hopes of getting insight into my insightly opponent. hi, doctor, nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you, jimmy. >> jimmy: nice to meet you. you are a marine biologist? >> that's right. >> jimmy: that's exactly hoy need to talk to. know a lot about blobfish? >> yes. >> jimmy: i have a few questions about them. how fast is a blobfish? very slow. >> jimmy: okay. >> blobfish generally just hover over the ocean floor, speexpend as little energy as possible. >> jimmy: like congress? >> no comment. >> jimmy: how long can a blobfish survive out of water on, say, a basketball court? >> not very long at all. in fact, not at all. >> jimmy: not at all? >> no. >> jimmy: hm. are blobfish capable of mastering basic basketball
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fundamentals? like blocking out free throw shooting, et cetera? >> nope. >> jimmy: is there anything else that you can tell us about blobfish that might be important? >> well, sure. blobfish are adapted to the extreme deep sea environment. basically the deep sea is cold. it's dark. and it's characterized -- >> jimmy: like ted cruz's soul? [ laughter ] >> and it's characterized by extremely high pressure. so in order to compensate for the high pressure, it has soft bones. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> very few muscles. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> it is composed primarily of gelatinous flesh. >> jimmy: that is ted, all right. thank you, doctor. i think i've learned everything i need to know. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks, dr. sandy trautwein. if you live in houston or want to go to houston to see me take down timmy blobfish cruz, i will show no mercy. ted cruz is three years younger
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than i am. god really beat him up in a very vicious way. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the rest of the world was focused on day one of the world cup. even if you don't follow soccer, world cup is a chance to see some of the greatest athletes on the planet fall down and grab their shins for no reason over and over again. the cup is being held in russia and vladimir putin was on hand to see his russian team beat saudi arabia. they beat them 5-0. putin sat with the crown prince of saudi arabia. watch the reactions every time russia scored. >> in the box -- russia's on the board! he drives it. 3-0 russia! the big man scores! 4-0 russia lead. the strike, russia!
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>> jimmy: they're experiencing joy for the first time, they don't know what to do. [ cheers and applause ] russia is expected to get 1.5 million visitors during the world cup. they're trying their best to make people feel welcome. the state has been training russian workers to smile. for real. russians are apparently not a naturally smiley people. so they're being urged to watch this video we made up. >> russian board of tourism presents your first smile. millions of tourists will come to russia to celebrate world cup. as public workers, we must make them to feel welcome. smile! what? never smiled before? smile can be used in so many situations. when baby is born. when team wins. when bear does not eat you. and when world cup tourist looks at you in face. follow five rules to smile. rule one, think of most exciting thing. like steven seagal come to your
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house with gift of cabbage. rule two, elevate cheeks on face. first left. then right. good work, natalia. you are getting it! three, squint eyes and drop jaw. look at you, alexi! smiling like an oligarch! real four, expose teeth. like to bite someone. a little wider, boris. there you go. and five, if all fails, hack your face like you do computer. use two clips of paper and rubber band to create smile. bravo, natalia! tourists will get warm feeling looking at you. okay. now it's group selfie time. and remember, if you don't smile, you will be shot to death. paid for by wolfpaste. it's like toothpaste but with wolf. >> jimmy: oh. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to take a break.
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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. jon hamm is here. >> jimmy: tonight on the show, music from g-eazy with yo gotti and ybn nahmir. today is flag day. flag day was started in 1916 by a group of senators who needed an excuse to go home one day early. it as day for patriotism. we've heard a lot about immigration and immigrants.
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we seem to have forgotten this is a nation of immigrants. people to came here because they believe they can build a better life. every week immigrants from all over the world take the oath of citizenship in courthouses, libraries, auditoriums, all across the country without must have pomp or circumstance. this is how it goes. so i don't know, i think becoming an american shouldn't look like a visit to the dmv. [ laughter ] it's a big deal and we think it deserves a big deal. tonight we invited a group of brand-new citizens to come to our show. these are real new citizens. [ cheers and applause ] with that i turn it over to dave joseph, the announcer for the los angeles kings. dave? >> announcer: thanks, jimmy! ladies and gentlemen -- your new american citizens! ♪ on the boats and on the planes they're coming to america ♪
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>> announcer: from rwanda, standing at 5'11", he is a waiter and his favorite tv show is "the o.c." please welcome lody mugisha amini from tehran, iran, at 5'4" she is an aerospace engineer who climbs rocks for fun. mehrnoush zare. from monterrey, mexico, standing at 5'11", he is a consultant and has a weiner dog. teo elizondo gonzales! ♪ today >> from saudi arabia, at 5'6" he is a ceo who likes his eggs sunnyside up.
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parthapratim chakrabothe. from the philippines, at 5'2" she is a nurse who collects figurines. flor afabl cooley! ♪ today at 5'7", from crimea, he is a software engineer who likes ice cream. sergei vyacheslavovic getmanchuk! ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your new americans! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, congratu cotuon congratulations, congras. and i want to say, on behalf of all americans, we are happy to
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welcome you as part of our country. and now with the official welcome to america gift basket, please welcome another naturalized american citizen, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] gee marguillermo took the oath about 10 years ago. tell them what they get. >> guillermo: they get an apple pie. >> jimmy: yes, what else? >> guillermo: they get a beer helmet. >> jimmy: a beer helmet. >> guillermo: and some illegal chinese fireworks! >> jimmy: illegal chinese firewo fireworks! >>. >> guillermo: and a pair of trump nuts! >> jimmy: trump nuts, wow. [ cheers and applause ] that is beautiful. each of you gets that basket and the celebration doesn't end here. in back of our studio we have a limo standing by, driven by none other than our 16th president, abraham lincoln. [ cheers and applause ] honest abe is going to take each
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crystal geyser. always bottled at the mountain source. naturally. >> jimmy: oh, look at that. that's fun. that's fun. that's how it should go. tonight, from the movie "uncle drew," lil rel howery you know him from "get out." then, with their song from the soundtrack to "uncle drew," g-eazy with yo gotti and ybn nahmir from the mercedes-benz outdoor stage. tomorrow, we have a new show tomorrow, friday night, with tiffany haddish, dj khaled, and music from ella may. so please join us for that. our first guest is an emmy-winning actor whose don draper suit hangs in the smithsonian museum which is good to know if he ever runs out of clothes. starting tomorrow, you can see him as a grown man in a
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never-ending game of tag in the movie "tag." please welcome jon hamm. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm all right. >> jimmy: i heard you were under the weather? >> fighting off a cold. i've been traipsing around the country promoting -- >> jimmy: you don't mind if i pure. a purell, i have a big game on saturday. >> i don't mind. >> jimmy: do you have any advice for me in this game? >> uh -- i'm dying to see it. i can't believe this is happening. i want to put money on it. is sal taking bets? >> jimmy: cousin sal and i -- i found out today they have a line on it. >> they establish adeline. >> jimmy: somehow i'm the underdog. which infuriates me.
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>> that's impossible. >> jimmy: infuriates me. the city of las vegas, where i you up, is giving me the underdog. >> that's impossible. >> jimmy: we bet, we bet on me. >> fair in, i'm in. >> jimmy: we're going to make them pay monetarily is what we're going to do. >> i'm in. >> jimmy: oh, really? oh, good [ cheers and applause ] how much you got? that's a lot of money. >> except for the two-dollar bills in my pocket. i'm pretty sure that's $420. weirdly appropriate. >> jimmy: i won't be drug testing. i will give that to cousin sal, thank you very much for your support. >> it's coming back to me, it's coming back to me. >> jimmy: i know you love the cardinals. >> yes, a big series against the chicago cubs. >> jimmy: in st. louis. >> in st. louis. >> jimmy: you will not be able to attend? >> unfortunately i can't but i will be watching. >> jimmy: what is the greatest cardinals game you ever went to? >> i was 11 years old. 1982. the cardinals were in the world
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series for the first time since the '60s. so before my time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i went to game one with my dad. we lost 10-1, or 10-0. >> jimmy: terrible. >> i thought, this is it, we're never going to win again. >> jimmy: right. >> then we somehow fought back to get to game seven and we won. i was with my dad. we won the world series. it's the greatest feeling in the world. and the cardinals theme song that year was kool & the gang's "celebration." >> jimmy: i remember that for some weird reason. >> it's the most joyful song in the world anyway. >> jimmy: yeah. >> when it seems they're singing it about your team, to you? when all of kool and all of the gang are singing right to you? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's the best. >> jimmy: were they there? >> they were not there. >> jimmy: they didn't show up. >> every radio station was playing it. everybody in cars downtown had some version of it, not synced up, of course. >> jimmy: i'm pretty sure kool and the gang are atlanta braves fans. >> totally. like they have no connection to the city whatsoever. but for that one moment in time
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they could have gone anywhere. >> jimmy: is that the biggest rivalry in the midwest? >> cards/cubs? yeah, probably, yeah. >> jimmy: really, it's much more intense than i imagined it would be. >> i mean, it can be. it's also tempered by the fact that it's the midwest. it's not like the yankees/red sox where people want to pull out weapons. >> jimmy: and kill each other, yeah. >> or any philadelphia team and anyone else. [ laughter ] it is kind of like, well -- we'll be gentlemen about it. you always see it. they'll show, you know, shots around the kiss cam, whatever, one cardinals fan, one cubs fan. >> jimmy: sitting together? >> sitting together or married or something. >> jimmy: do you have friends who are cubs fans? >> many. >> jimmy: you'd go to a cubs game with them? >> i have gone. i went to the world series. >> jimmy: you did. >> i took -- i went to games three, four, five at wrigley. and to each game i took a different friend of mine who is a cubs fan. >> jimmy: were you rooting for the indians? >> no, i was rooting for the
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cubs, the national league. >> jimmy: did you wear paraphernalia? >> i wore cardinal hat. >> jimmy: that must have gone over big. >> believe it or not, it didn't. >> jimmy: it didn't, yeah. >> it was screen shotted and printed in the "chicago tribune," then i was public enemy number one for a hot second. to the point where they finally won game five. and there was a big after party at -- some of the bleachers, outside the stadium, one of the bars outside the stadium. everybody going crazy, they won, they got a chance. bill murray's there, joe murray, bill's brother, who worked on "mad men" with me, all the murrays, nine of them. eddie vedder, big cubs fan, all these guys. i've got my little cardinals hat on, that was really fun, right? everybody's like, no, get that hat off, now! i'm like, no, it's fun and games, it's the midwest, we're all friends, right? no, take that hat off now. billy murray grabs it, throws it over the wall of the bar into the alley.
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where i'm like, okay, uh -- thanks. like in all seriousness. i look around, there's a door to the alley. i open the door. it goes to the alley. i see my hat laying upside down in a puddle. i was like, thank you very much. i'll put that back on. >> jimmy: put it back on? >> i certainly did. >> jimmy: that's real love for your team. either that or your hair was a mess. >> a little bit of both. column a, column b. the moral of the story was, this hat got so much attention because for whatever reason -- >> jimmy: bill murray. >> bill murray threw it. i was in chicago hosting the make a wish gala, their big fund-raiser. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i started the whole thing about how it's nice to invite somebody from st. louis, a cardinal fan, blah, blah, blah. to various reactions from the audience. i auctioned the hat off. >> jimmy: how much did you get for it? >> it was part of a package, something like 15 grand. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah, it was a whole thing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go, a magic hat, like frosty the snowman. >> it ends very nicely.
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you can put it in a blender, you can put it on the wall, you can do whatever you want. >> jimmy: we're going to see a clip from your movie which i think is hilarious, it's called "tag." i have a surprise for you also. jon hamm is here. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by p&g at walgreens. the place to pick up clean savings for dad this father's day.
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we are -- global. >> yet local. >> that's exactly right, sorry. one second. hey, could you maybe come back at another time? we're just right in the middle of something, sir. >> i'm afraid not, bob! >> what are you doing here? how did you get past security? >> i didn't. i work here. >> you got a job at my company so you could try to tag me? >> come on, bob, it's over. >> you don't think i can escape from my own conference room? >> where are you going to go? >> watch. >> this is happening. . >> jimmy: it's jon hamm in "tag" with ed helms. that opens in theaters tomorrow. this is an amazing story and part of what is great about the
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movie is that really, these -- there is really a group of guys who really do play tag. >> 100%. it started -- the setup there is that a "wall street journal" reporter is interviewing me about my company. >> jimmy: yes. >> and this thing happens where this crazy game happens in front of the reporter. and i try to pick up at the end like, okay, what were we talking about? the reporter's like, no, no, no, we're not talking about your business anymore, we're talking about whatever that was. >> jimmy: and is that how it really went down? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that how the article -- >> it was like a happy accident. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's based on the story of these ten guys in spokane, washington, that have dispersed around the country, because they're adults with jobs and careers and families, who one month out of the year play this kind of no holds barred game of tag and have done it since they were 9. >> jimmy: they'll show up, fly -- >> they'll show up at hospitals, weddings, funerals, jump out of cars, dressed in costume. we have a whole clip reel, it's
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real, a whole clip reel that shows the things we did in the movie are what they did. >> j crazy. >> and it's bonkers. we got a chance to meet these guys who came for the premiere. renner had a party at his house. the first time they'd all been in the same room. the game is not on. >> jimmy: yeah, they do it -- >> february of every year, the shortest month. so everybody was safe. everybody was on base. >> jimmy: one of them was "it" from the previous year? >> one of them was definitely "it" and they knew and it they ragged on the guy the whole time. >> jimmy: i love that so much. >> in their 50s. >> jimmy: last time you were here, we were talking about emo's pizza in st. louis, missouri. you're from st. louis. you and i maintain that -- it's a very popular, regional, local pizza. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: the worst pizza you've ever had in your life. >> i'll say it specifically. >> jimmy: jon, though, whether he likes it or not, he has to defend it. >> yes, i do.
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>> jimmy: he is from st. louis. >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: but in the interest of fairness, i brought you another st. louis treat. >> oh, god. >> jimmy: now this -- >> oh! >> jimmy: i've had, it's actually delicious. >> yes. >> jimmy: in fact, my wife, who is from st. louis, stole most of these. this is ted drew's frozen custard. >> oh! >> jimmy: now have a look at that. >> this is very good stuff. >> jimmy: i don't know why they gave us plates for it. >> i don't know why they gave us spoons. >> jimmy: what is your flavor at ted drew's? >> it's usually -- i usually do vanilla and mix stuff in. >> jimmy: i've been there -- they turn it over and it doesn't come out? >> that ain't going anywhere. >> jimmy: it's called a concrete. >> concrete, right. mm! >> jimmy: this is not ice cream, frozen custard. >> it's like ice cream but three times the calories and fat and everything bad. >> jimmy: oh my god, it's so good. >> the funny thing about ted drew's in st. louis, the main version of it is this old rickety shack that in summertime
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has a line into the street. disrupts traffic. next door to ted drew's is a baskin robin's. that should probably be called the loneliest raskin robbins in the world. there is never anybody in there. you can see the person looking there across the street at the 9,000-person line. really, you want to spend an hour in line in 100-degree heat? we've got 31 flavors. one of them kind of tastes like that. >> hope this makes things right with the city of st. louis. i still don't like emo's pizza, but ted drew's? thumbs up. >> thumbs up, absolutely. >> jimmy: jon hamm, everybody! "tag" opens in theaters tomorrow. we'll be right back with lil rel howery.
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because life is amazing. so i am hoping for a cure. i want this, to uh, to be a reality. um, yeah. ♪ this goes out to you, to you, to you and you ♪ ♪ if i can do it, you can too if i can do it, you can too ♪ ♪ see life, life is a moment ♪ the story doesn't need the writer's involvement ♪ ♪ so edit this for me ♪ don't embellish and twist it, please ♪ ♪ don't embed it in mysteries ♪ edit this for me ♪ 1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2 ...prepare to be moved...r!... prepare to be awed...
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prepare to make a mad dash... because with the incredicoaster... ...pixar pal-a-round... ...and a bunch of your favorite pixar characters... it's going to be pretty incredible. pixar pier, opening june 23rd. only at disney california adventure park. >> jimmy: you know our next guest as the loveable and heroic tsa agent in "get out." his latest movie has a very athletic cast including kyrie irving, reggie miller, and shaquille o'neal. it's called "uncle drew."
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it's in theaters june 29th. please welcome lil rel howery. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> what's happening? just chilling. i'm excited about my all-white outfit. >> jimmy: you look good. i noticed your shoes. i wonder if i should wear shoes like that for my basketball game. are those show basketball shoes or you can play in those? >> i think you'd hurt yourself, these are just for show. ted cruz would destroy you. have laugh. >> jimmy: is that something you got from one of the guys in the movie? who's in the movie? >> kyrie irving, shaquille o'neal, nate robinson -- [ applause ] reggie miller, we got lisa lesl leslie, aaron gordon's in the movie, tiffany haddish, nick
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crowe. >> jimmy: of the players, which one is the best actor? >> oh -- well, let me say this. kyrie's amazing. >> jimmy: he's a star. >> he's a star, yeah. chris webber, he's going to surprise everybody. >> jimmy: really, chris webber, interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you get close to any of these guys? did you become life-long friends with them? >> not life-long. i can text them, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] they like my pictures on instagram. >> jimmy: whoa, that's big. [ laughter ] did you play basketball with them? >> yeah, well, that's all we did. it was a basketball movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, like for real. did they really let you play? >> i mean, like -- well -- i guess. i can't give out nothing of the movie. i did get a lot of tips which them, which i know you're playing one on one against ted cruz. >> jimmy: yeah. >> nate robinson, he told me to get my follow-through on. when you take that shot, follow will you.
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>> jimmy: follow through. i don't do that. >> you need to, bruh. >> jimmy: good tip. follow-through is important in basketball, in baseball, and in life. [ cheers and applause ] you have to follow through. you've had quite a couple of years now. are your friends and family now excited about your celebrity and wanting to be a part of it? >> yeah, i mean, everybody's excited. my son is in a movie. >> jimmy: your son's in the movie? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. >> really great. >> jimmy: how old is your son? >> he's 8. little judah, he's really good. i'm so proud of him. >> jimmy: are you? >> yeah, he's really good. oncedy that, i guess other relatives thought, oh, okay. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> going to put people in movies. my little cousin is constantly hitting me up. i don't know how he got my phone number. you got a phone? like seriously, so funny. he hit me up, he wanted to be in the disney movie "descendents."
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i'm like, bro, i don't know nobody ever there. >> jimmy: what? >> this is a true story, he facetimed me today. while in school. >> jimmy: really, okay. >> talking all cool on the facetime, hey, man, what up? i'm like, what up? my friends don't believe you're my cousin. i'm like, i'm not! and hung up. [ laughter ] aren't you in school? >> jimmy: that would be a good lesson for him. those guys, most of these guys are retired. the guys you mentioned. at least from playing. are they still competitive with one another? >> oh, man. >> jimmy: reggie miller. >> reggie and kyrie -- forget just on the court. we did a scene at dave and buster's. you know that hot shot? they went at it, yo. they went at it. >> jimmy: who won? >> kyrie. but it was like -- i try to take an attempt. i was so embarrassed. only made eight points.
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they had like 70, 80. >> jimmy: because they followed through. >> they followed through. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even in papa shot it's important. you shot this movie when kyrie was a cavalier, i guess, at that time? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know he was going to boston? no. >> jimmy: no, you had no idea. >> i remember the day before we had our first read together, i was watching "sportscenter." it's like are you want to leave the cavs. next day, standing with him, like -- i wanted to ask. hey, man, you good? [ laughter ] you want to talk about stuff? >> jimmy: which team do you root for? >> you know something, i'm a bulls fan. [ cheers ] big cubs fan. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: and you're in "tag" too. >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: i should have got you some ice cream. >> but i became -- i enjoy
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watching this year. kyrie was excited about playing with jay brown, tatum, hyping them up. this is before the season. that was such a good team this year. >> jimmy: it's easier to root for your hometown team, then you meet people and it's like, oh, now i know this guy, i can't root against him. >> you start thinking that. what that is? that's really petty, right? i'm a basketball fan. i started buying -- i bought a kyrie jersey and posted it. >> jimmy: oh. >> it became a thing. >> jimmy: you can't do that. >> people texting, what are you doing? i said, what are you talking about? now you're a celtic? no, come on, i had to give the excuse. i did a movie with him, we had a lot of small talk, he sent me some shoes. >> jimmy: facetime with him. as far as shaq goes, they're saying this is his best acting work with "kazam." [ cheers and applause ] is that true? >> that is true. [ laughter ] >> best work since "kazam."
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>> jimmy: did you get to spend time with shaq? he's one of the most fun people in the world. >> shaq is really dope and has a lot of cars. >> jimmy: how many cars does he have? >> i don't know exactly. but i remember one day on the set he showed up in one of the cars. i was like, yo, that car's insane. he's like, do you want to keep it for a week? >> jimmy: really? >> trick question? [ laughter ] i said no. >> jimmy: you said no? >> it was just weird. like what? first of all, all his seats are really far -- >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i don't think they go up, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. maybe that's why he offered it to you, to see if you could reach the accelerator. >> he was casual about it, "you can keep it." what? it's not a t-shirt, man. >> jimmy: shaq was going around loaning out cars, that's remarkable. >> he's really rich. >> jimmy: that's like a mike tyson move. >> he's a really rich man. >> jimmy: congratulations to you on everything. the movie, "uncle drew," it comes out june 29th. lil rel howery!
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when we come back, a song from that very film with g-eazy, yo gotti and ybn nahmir. >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank jon hamm and lil rel. apologies to matt damon. here with a song from the "uncle drew" soundtrack called "1942" with help from yo gotti and ybn nahmir, g-easy! ♪ i don't follow rules and they don't like that i was skippin' school to get my sack right ♪ why i don't text back my dog got outta prison and went right back ♪ ♪ these brand new don't step on my balenci's i'ma hit that if she let me they don't like ♪ ♪ how i talk that flooded out my wrist a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' ♪ ♪ yeah i'm on and i'm off that these brand new don't step on my balenci's ♪ ♪ i'ma hit that if she let me they don't like how i talk that ♪ ♪ flooded out my wrist a puddle drippin'
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'42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on ♪ ♪ and i'm off that i don't follow rules and they don't like that hit the club with wife♪ hit the three twice and ran it right back i'm only here tonight ♪ ♪ 'cause in the morning got a flight back talkin' it but you ain't livin' ♪ ♪ like that the porsche cost a hundred this is twice that flooded all my diamonds ♪ ♪ poland spring back in oakland i'm a king i know and halsey is a ting yeah 'rari detailed ♪ ♪ there's not a speck of dust on it i'ma get the bag you can put some trust ♪ ♪ on it everything is new so it's never rust on it and her booty so big ♪ ♪ you could park a bus on it yee yee these brand new don't step on my balenci's ♪ ♪ i'ma hit that et they don't like how i talk that ♪ ♪ flooded out my wrist a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on ♪ ♪ and i'm off that these brand new don't step on my balenci's i'ma hit that ♪ ♪ if she let me they don't like how i talk that flooded out my wrist ♪ ♪ a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on and i'm off that
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i don't follow rules ♪ ♪ and they don't like that i was skippin' school to get my sack right my girl hit me ♪ ♪ and ask why i don't text back my dog got outta prison and went right back ♪ ♪ 28 on that scale right back to the money stunting hard show and tell like that ♪ ♪ yeah versace table fendi rug and i got it out the mud these brand new ♪ ♪ don't step on my balenci's i'ma hit that if she let me they don't like how i talk that ♪ ♪ flooded out my wrist a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on ♪ ♪ and i'm off that these brand new don't step on my balenci's i'ma hit that ♪ ♪ if she let me they don't like how i talk that flooded out my wrist ♪ ♪ a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on and i'm off that ♪ ♪ ayy ayy red christian loubs i rock designer shoes hunnid bands for my coupe ♪ ♪ i speed and it go vroom baby hit my line because she see them stars in the roof ♪ ♪ i'm up now the whole gang got 24's
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on the coupes take a l me never ♪ ♪ we in love i lied foreign's what we ride in the jet we fly ♪ ♪ if he sayin' he respect me then it's likewise another man say he from another drive-by ♪ ♪ i like the way she shake that cake it's like a race if she bad ♪ ♪ i might take her out not on a date say she boujee she hit my phone ♪ ♪ don't step on my balenci's i'ma hit that if she let me they don't like how i talk that ♪ ♪ flooded out my wrist a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on ♪ ♪ and i'm off that these brand new don't step on my balenci's i'ma hit that ♪ ♪ if she let me they don't like how i talk that flooded out my wrist ♪ ♪ a puddle drippin' '42 i'm steady sippin' yeah i'm on and i'm off that ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> tonight, taking on the team. >> the harassment. the bullying. we were being called jelly belly, chunky cheeks. >> former nfl cheerleaders suing the houston texans for harassment. one woman saying she was groped by a fan. >> a man reaches over and runs his hand from my boot heel to the center of my crotch and grabs. >> making minimum wage, allegedly working overtime for nothing. why they say it's time for an nfl rule change. plus survival school. >> oh, man, i'm not looking forward to crickets. >> crunchy. >> swimming through snake pits. running through a field of burning cars. and paying for the pain.
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